February 18, 2010
Dear Reader,
If I see anyone with this I, personally, pledge to BITCH slap you.
If you have to spend money on a keyboard just to type “LOL” faster, I suggest you get a life. Leave your home and interact with real people! Take a shower, shave, and clean up your house. As BTW, I will CYA and ASAP LMAO! L8R loser— you and your Fast Finger Keyboard can kick rocks!!!
100% #FAIL
Thx,
Management