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Get out of bed and prepare for work.
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The earliest use of ‘rise and shine’ in print allude to a biblical reference, in Isaiah 60:1. King James Version, 1611, gives that as:
Arise, shine; for thy light is come,
and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee.
Besides the fact that, we all know the name is really the “WTF???” button, is that it doesn’t really work. The truth is you really should get your ass up when you’re supposed to. Unless you live alone, work from home, or live close to your job- just act like it doesn’t exist. You seldomhit it once and let’s be real, “Aren’t you too old to set a 6a.m. alarm only to push SNOOZE for a whole hour?” Don’t you think that’s just a little ridiculous?
Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it.
Now if you live with someone who does that, man your day starts off hysterically! How many times must they rush around the house sounding like extras from Jurassic Park taking those panicky hard steps all over the place? Why do they get mad at us for laughing while they commit random acts of delirium? It really isn’t fair. Besides life is too short and fragile for us to be on any residential streets with you while you drive like a bat out of hell because you’re late… again. I’ve seen many of you and I’ve been there myself. Honking at cars and riding people’s bumpers, just to race them to the red light. If you’re going to worship the Procrastination Idol, own your religion- Keep the hares close, the tortoise even closer, and don’t run over none.
girls used to dress like women
and ladies used to dress as queens;
boys would imitate the fellas
and the guys would look like men.
Now Sex is the new Grace, Dapper has laid dormant to Trappers;
There is nothing left to imagine and
the lineage of Kings has become a hidden thing.
And I ask myself,
“From this new generation, are there wives and husbands”?
The latest thing is to be a mistress or courtesan, boy toy or gigolo.
Romance is throw back game and courtship means fucking.
Hoe is the way to go in – the – FUTURE…
In the future, children will not have two parent homes.
That’s right, That’s right!!!
Divorce is obsolete
I was reading a good friend of mine’s blog and stumbled across this video. I had to jack it since I couldn’t go to sleep without watching it 3x. It has made me feel quite jubilant and bubbly. Which leaves me to:
1) Go and check out Elle Sessions, you can also find it in my blogroll as well. Besides having the voice of a nightingale, Ms. Winston is one of the most fashionable persons I know. If that wasn’t enough, she epitomizes what being classy is all about. Matter of fact, the more I think of it if she wasn’t my friend I wouldn’t like her, lol! Kidding but she IS that fabo and talented! Don’t believe me see for yourself… Be sure to subscribe to her youtube page as well, for future goodies!
2)Eartha Kitt’s incredulousness is hilarious and her fearlessness is admirable. I felt it was beautiful and insightful what she said. Yes, indeed perhaps that is my issue that I want someone to share my love for me with me too Ms. Kitt. This isn’t “Marcus darling” or “Santa Baby” she’s talking about love without the rose colored lenses. Unyielding and unapologetic. I think I just found a morning hero and have Elle Sessions to thank for it.